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Anime fans are turning into Retards (Lucky star sucks)
It has been like 10 years since I became a what you could say, hardcore anime fan, back in the days, the most popular anime used to be sci-fi stuff, like Mechas, cowboy bebop and Evangelion, anime was getting popular for showing crazy characters, ideas and stories. back in they day Trigun and Evangelion where the shit, and that was okay, they where quite complete, from sexual tension, Philosophic stories, crazy mechanic designs, etc.
Today its a different story, somewhere, something went TERRIBLY wrong, Badass anime is getting more and MORE rare, while other genre is taking up, a BAD Genre, nowdays, Anime fans are turning into retards, and now I usually feel ashamed of being called an anime fan for 2 reasons: Moe and Kyoto animation.
The first is an already old Concept, Moe in short words, means "cute and fuckable girl" one of the reasons people love anime, take for example, Love hina is a harem show that focuses on showing moe girls.
The problem, its that for the past of years, it was an obscure concept, you usually saw anime to entertain you and show you entertaining stories of sci-fi, Moe-focused anime existed, it was fun to watch, but once people got serious they always ignored it and focused on more Serious anime, Badass and serious stories where respected.
Slowly, more and more anime is getting produced, but not for good, the fans are asking for more Moe and moe and harem and moe and moe its getting kind of retarded, even worse, the anime industry is ansewering them, each year, more and more shows adapted on dating sims are coming out, to the point its just ridiculous, I used to like these shows, but about one per year, back in the day we just had stuff like Ranma and Azumanga, and that was okay.
Then Kyoto animation came. and everything just went to shit.
Basically, Kyoto animation is a studio whose only achievement has been Full metal panic! special episodes.
I still dont get why the fandom, but after they released haruhi, Anime fans exploded, you could see blogs everywhere with stuff like "THIS HARUHI ANIMU IS FUKKEN AWESOME".
so I downloaded it, fell asleep with the first episode (the 0 one) and jumped to the second one.
It was basically just another moe show, but this one had a lot of quality in animation and a dance ending.
This is where I still dont get it, why the fuck is haruhi so popular? the story is interesting indeed, but each time I see haruhi fan, he acts like a zombie retard who just keeps replaying that fucking dance part just to learn it and dance it like a retard on some anime convention.
Oh fuck, apparently, Kyoani accidentally discovered the easy way to make the most popular anime of the year, trow in some Quality animated moe Girls dancing and Money will rain, oh god, thanks to kyoani, the days of Mechas, guns, philosophical plot twists and overall badass are dying.
so I endured the fandom, after haruhi, everything that anime fans are watching these days are shows about moe girls, there are usually about 3 "harem" shows per serious anime. what the hell.
It got even worse this year, when Lucky star was announced, pretty much the worse and most overrated piece of anime shit this year, and you know what? people love it.
It was horrible, the first commercial features a blue haired girl going "UUHHUHHUUHUHUUH" for like 30 seconds, the ansewer?
OMG COMEDY GOLD, GENIOUS, KYOANIMATION IS THE SHIT.
even worse, its the biggest fanboyism I have seen since Final fantasy 7, people Love this show for 2 fucking reasons, Kyoani did it "OMG MAKERS OF HAROOHEE" and a dance opening.
talking about that, the opening is pretty good, one hell of a good one, but anime fans, an opening doesnt make an anime, its just an O-P-E-N-I-N-G.
so when the shit starts, badly drawn schoolgirls talk for 7 minutes about food, 7 FUCKING MINUTES, anime fans prefer to watch 7 MINUTES OF BADLY DRAWN ANIME GIRLS TALKING ABOUT FOOD and say its THE BEST ANIME OF THE SEASON.
BEST ANIME OF THE SEASON? STOP bullshiting me, have you even seen the other shows this season? how can you Retards prefer Lucky star than Gurren lagann, Darker than black, seirei no moribito, seto no hanayome or such?
Gurren Lagann
YES, LUCKY STAR is getting much better ratings than these shows, for 7 MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES OF FOOD TALK.
There is SOMETHING WRONG with this
so, this is my question, WHY ARE YOU TURNING INTO RETARDS?
this is a serious issue, if you anime fans keep praising this Lucky star show, each year we will see less shows like "Darker than black" replaced by kyoanimations new DANCING MOE GIRLS ANIMU, NOW WITH LESS STORY AND 12 MINUTES OF DRINK TALK.
MOE is a good concept when put slightly in my anime, but NOT for being the whole concept of a show, I always preffered having a good story, a good amalgam of it all, nice music, artwork, action sequences and lovable characters, Lucky star is just MOESHIT, it not the kind of show that deserves the praise it gets.
April 26th, 2009 UPDATE:
SEEMS LIKE I WASNT WRONG, K-ON IS ON TOP CHARTS WHILE BASQUASH, SENGOKU BASARA, HATSUKOI AND EDEN OF THE EAST ARE GETTING IGNORED.
THANKS FOR TURNING INTO RETARDS AND FURTHER KEEP POISONING THE GENRE FAGGOTS.
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7 comments
Guard: Why do you run from us?
"Because I think it's fun."
I was hooked to that anime for that line. Not because of 7 minutes of total BULLSHIT FOOD TALK. "Well, I also happen to enjoy salmon with salisbury stake." "Yes, well, salisbury stake sucks." "YOU WANNA BET?" "LET'S FUCKING DANCE!"
You're right. A LOT of the anime community has fallen to stereotypical shit, like anime has standards, or guidelines, or something. Double U. Oh. Double U. Next thing you know, it's half an hour of AIR TALK, TOO. "Oh, well, yes, we breathe oxygen. That's favorable." "No, actually I was leaning toward the nitrogen side." "LET'S FUCKING DANCE AGAIN!"
Thank GOD my anime plans do not suck at all. I promise myself to make my characters be as bad-ass as possible, and Goddamn Haruhi to hell. An aspiring artist's promise. Just be sure you're willing to do the same. Yeah, you should talk about your anime plans! What was Future about? I wanna know, dude! What are your creations about?
I used to think almost exclusively like what the blogger has in his post here, but since circumstances have changed a new approach is required. I'm still hammering things out, but I think even before we are halfway through 2007 we are looking at something good, but it needs to be seized, it won't fall directly into our laps and it could pass us by if we are foolish enough to squander the chance.
I swear, if One Piece wasn't airing, I'd have given up on original Animes
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